I was at the scene of the wreck of CHARLIE SHEEN’S Mercedes Benz on Mulholland Drive, in Sherman Oaks. It is not far from the Sheen residence. A search was on for the occupants of that vehicle, stolen earlier, in the lightly falling rain.

At a briefing of the press gathered there, The Los Angeles Fire Department Battalion spokesperson said,  ”After searching around and under the vehicle, with an ID detector, no body was found. No sign of occupants.” and “We found nothing.”

After looking at the steep, muddy, cliffs that the vehicle plunged through, I thought any passenger would have been badly injured. The climb back up would have been impossible, at night, through the thick underbrush, up slopes too steep to climb. It would have been impossible to go back up.

They would have had to go down hill to the next road, through a jungle, in the dark. They would have to be scratched and banged up, badly, at the best. It shouldn’t be hard to spot anyone that scratched up. It would probably look like someone who tangled with a tiger.

Charlie has been up the entire night taking care of this latest incident.
When it rains, it pours! But Charlie is the king of making lemonade out of lemons, and an incident like this, will put his Two and a Half Men ratings through the roof, again. Evidently, controversy does sell. We will know, for sure, as soon as the next ratings come out. Stay tuned.

E.L.Woody, “King of the Paparazzi”