BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS!

TWILIGHT SECURITY PLAN FOILED BY COLIN FARRELL  S1216
Colin Farrell’s departure from LAX thwarted the security plans of TWILIGHT stars’ bodyguards. After the merry Colin chase, following his arrival, through the LAX labyrinth, the paps were outside smoking, when huge security detail arrived at that door for the star’s departure on their publicity tour. The NEW MOON/TWILIGHT stars’ bodyguards showed up with Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, firmly in hand. The security guards had planned on bringing the stars in the out door, but they were foiled by smoking paps, lounging around panting for breath, after Colin had led them a merry chase.

The star Vampires pulled up, precisely where Colin had entered his car, moments earlier. As the stars were deposited on the curb, the paparazzi jumped to their feet and began shooting the stars, which had been dropped by Twilight security, into their laps! Voila! Instant paparazzi frenzy!

Sometimes a plan just comes together, sometimes not!